Monday

Sorry or not sorry? Shouldn't it be assassinate or not assassinate?

But check out the gallery, it made me feel so guilty. I feel so sorry for all my beloved Damn Yankees. Well, apart from Alex, he's angry with me for signing him up on the Jessica Simpson mailing list.

14 Comments:

Blogger alex eben meyer said...

hey! i'm not angry at marge. i hate marge with every strand of hair on my body, but i am not angry at him.

11:02 pm  
Blogger marge said...

Blimey, even if it's just your toes and elbows we're talking about; that's a whole world of hairy hate.

11:33 pm  
Blogger alex eben meyer said...

you realize, just typing assasinate on your blog is going to put you on a cia watchlist. they are going to come to your house and sodomize you in front of the family dog. just think of the mental scarring.

5:48 pm  
Blogger marge said...

Yeah, and that dog's been through enough shit; it still doesn't realize it's a Cat.

5:58 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why would the dog care if the CIA is sodomizing marge, rather than who ever is the usual person who sodomizes Marge. Unless the dog sodomizes marge, and he'll be jealous when the CIa are doing it? I'm just not sure.

7:42 pm  
Blogger marge said...

Nobody's gonna sodomize marge! And that thing with the loofa is just a hygiene thing. And Silver stop calling the CIA on me, they're annoying!

8:55 pm  
Blogger Norman Rose said...

man, those are some sad looking white people. it looks like a bad williamsburgh party. even shashi wouldn't hook up with those women. or men.

conclusion: we need better looking liberals.

12:18 am  
Blogger neverecho said...

better looking liberal men, anyway.

2:25 am  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No one's going to sodomize Marge? Does this mean that I'm flying six thousand miles for nothing? How about just a little fondle, then? I can be very gentle when I want to be...

Joel

12:50 am  
Blogger marge said...

You ain't touchin' me with those cold clammy hands! Julie on the other hand can abuse me silly. But maybe you can watch if you buy me dinner..?

7:39 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

this blog sucks. write something new! yawwwwwwn.

8:10 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah this blog does suck!

9:07 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

boring. c'mon you brit, write something!

4:46 pm  
Blogger marge said...

No fuck off I can't be bothered.

9:02 pm  

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