You know, with all the shit going down in the world right now the thing that really keeps me awake at night is not knowing when Dave Sharma going to update his blog? I feel like I've missed out on so much of the boy's life. The highs of bangin' a drum and occasionally Sam. The lows of torn drum skins and bangin' Sam. The excitement of 'basement bhangra' and boredom of bangin' Sam.

Dave, when oh when are you going to actually put something up on Davesharma.net!? Stop torturing us you loveable Shagetz!