Man I am so stoned right now... and I'm IMing with Silver, a new low hooray! As usual, we're arguing, this time over the time he was so stoned that I convinced him I was Scottish* and that all the English guy jokes were out of irony (I dunno it seemed funny at the time). See, he states that I was also stoned and didn't believe me, but be assured it did, kinda. You know sometimes I'd like to just ring my hands around his neck like the little chicken he is and SNAP!

*Events may not have actually occurred in reality but kinda did.