Soylent Tube



As with the Subway, the Tube has its' fair share of people falling/throwing themselves under the trains etc. It's sad of course, but in an effort of population control I reckon Transport for London are encouraging its' Tube drivers to keep score and 'nudge' the figures up. Otherwise why oh why do the doors keep opening way before the train has stopped? And I don't mean just as it comes to a halt kinda thing. I mean while we're still hurtling through the tunnels! Man, I'm beginning to take this personally, maybe todays driver was related to Silver. I mean he looked kinda unstable in that cowardly way like Silver does and he was ranting to himself like Silver does, although he smelled better than Silver does.