I think I'm developing a fetish for Avril Lavigne and some strange rash under my right armpit.
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the rash is from avril lavigne's tongue.
Nah I'm pretty sure it's from Alex because every time I scratch it-my right nipple starts to itch?! It's that furry tongue of his that had some sort of evolutionary reaction to my armpit hair and is slowly festering under my pit to eventually take over the neighborhood and eventually the world with some sort of fungal spawn. Like what Silver has on his face, wait no that was a goatie...
funny, the wildebeast calling the chinchilla hairy...
Better than being a Baboon with four asses...
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